Scene opens at home. Brandon, aged 9, and Matthew, aged 2, are blissfully sitting on the couch, reading story book. Mom is in the kitchen, dutifully chopping vegetables for a healthy, well-balanced dinner.
Brandon: MOM!
Mom: (Running into living room.) What?
Brandon: Matthew bit me!
Mom: He bit you?
Brandon: Yes -- he just bit me on the finger!
Mom: Matthew, don't bite! No, no! Biting is ugly. Tell your brother you're sorry.
Matthew: (meekly) Sorwy, Bandon.
Brandon: That's okay. We were playing this new game, "How Do I Taste?" and he just bit me.
Mom: What do you mean you were playing "How Do I Taste?"
Brandon: Well, I gave him my finger, asked him how I tasted, then he was supposed to lick it and tell me what it tastes like.
Mom: Brandon, he's TWO. He doesn't understand that he's not supposed to bite you if you willingly offer him your finger. What do you expect to happen by playing "How Do I Taste?" with a two year old?
A Whole Lotta Crazy Going On
Thursday, March 02, 2006
Dangerous Game
Posted by Melissa at 8:14 PM
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