Signs It's Time To Do The Laundry

1. When you're forced to choose between the following to wear to work:
Your prom dress from Junior year
The shirt you wore two days ago that you spilled TGIFriday's honey mustard sauce on and has been crumpled in the dirty laundry since then.
Flannel PJs (you know, the ones with the snowmen on them)

2. The laundry pile starts to move on its own.

3. You are scared to let your toddler get too close to the pile of dirty laundry for fear of losing him.

4. You notice your 9-year-old has worn the same shirt for the past three days.

5. You've been waiting for your husband/wife/roommate to break down and do the laundry first, but then you notice he's/she's already wearing that shirt he/she wore two days ago and spilled TGIFriday's honey mustard sauce on and has been crumpled in the dirty laundry since then.