Birthday Wishes of a 4-Year-Old

Me: Matthew, what do you want for your birthday?

Matt: An SUV!

Me: An SUV?

Matt: Or a van. Can we get a van, Mama?

Me: I don't think we'll be getting a van or SUV this weekend, buddy.

Matt: Why not? I want a van to ride in.

Me: Because I already have a car. What else do you want for your birthday?

Matt: How about a Spiderman toy?

Me: That's more like it. We can get a Spiderman toy.