"The Stages of Life" in Brandon's World

Brandon's perspectives on life stages:

1st stage: Infant (You have to be 0.)

2nd stage: Toddler (You have to be 1 and 2 years old.)

3rd stage: Baby (You have to be 3.)

4th stage: Preschooler (You have to be 4.)

5th stage: Kindergartener (You have to be 5 or 6.)

6th stage: Grade Schooler (You have to be 6, 7, 8 and 9.)

7th stage: Preteen (You have to be 10 years old.)

8th stage: Teen (You have to be 13 years old.)

9th stage: Young Adult (You have to be 19 years old.)

10th stage: Adult (You have to be 22.)

11th stage: Old Person (You have to be 60.)

12th stage: Senior (You have to be 69.)

13th stage: Dust (You can be any age.)

(If you are an old person, do not take this literally.)